Because That's What Narcissism Is

Mac Gave Me 55 Lipsticks To Test. These Are The Same Lipsticks I Got Caught Stealing By The Police When I Was 15. How Ironic.

Makeup's Just Crazy, Anyways. Native Americans Used To Wear It, And It Did All Right For Them Until, Uh ... Well, Until You Killed Them All, I Suppose.

I Am A Professional Transvestite, So I Can Run About In Heels And Not Fall Over.

I Try To Just Talk About Human Stories And What I Think About Religion Or Teapots Or Whatever.

You Say 'erbs, And We Say Herbs Because There's A F*****g H In It!