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I Got Eight O-levels At School...zero In Every Subject.

No One Is Ever Going To Be As Good As I Was

But If I Wasn't Playing, I Would Drink Saturdays, Then Sunday, Then Monday. Then I Would Try And Train And It Was No Good, Then Have Another Drink Just To Pass The Day Away.

I Won Player Of The Year And Players' Player, Two Cups And Two Championship Medals, Had A Great Time.

A Boy Is Better Unborn Than Untaught.