Because I Couldn't Go For

Football Represents And Embodies Everything That's Great About This Country, Because The United States Of America Is Built On Winners, Not Losers Or People Who Didn't Bother To Play.

The Only Meaningful Statistic Is Number Of Games Won.

You Don't Get Hurt Running Straight Ahead...three-yards-and-a-cloud-of-dust Offense. I Will Pound You And Pound You Until You Quit.

Football Is, After All, A Wonderful Way To Get Rid Of Your Aggressions Without Going To Jail For It.

You Can Never Pay Back, So You Should Always Try To Pay Forward.