Because A Jackass Brays Doesn't

What Other People Think Is Their Problem.

[to A Teenage Girl] Resolve To Be Economically Independent Before You Marry Anyone.

Much As We Might Wish It, Looks Don't Always Last Forever. That's Why, If You're Looking For A Long-term Relationship, It's Extremely Important To Take Into Consideration Qualities That Will Last.

Pets Require Feeding, Training, Affection And Exercise, But In Return They Offer Unconditional Love And Companionship.

A Man Who Doesn't Make You Feel Special, Wanted Or Important Would Make A Very Poor Husband.