Beauty Makes Idiots Sad And

I Have Yet To Find A Man Worth His Salt In Any Direction Who Did Not Think Of Himself First And Foremost.

Patriotism Is Often An Arbitrary Veneration Of Real Estate Above Principles.

Great Drama Is The Souvenir Of The Adventure Of A Master Among The Pieces Of His Own Soul.

An Abstainer Is The Sort Of Man You Wouldn't Want To Drink With Even If He Did.

Whenever A Man Encounters A Woman In A Mood He Doesn't Understand, He Wants To Know If She's Tired.