Beauty Makes Idiots Sad And

Love Is An Emotion Experienced By The Many And Enjoyed By The Few.

Women, As They Grow Older, Rely More And More On Cosmetics. Men, As They Grow Older, Rely More And More On A Sense Of Humor.

I Drink So The Others Become Interesting.

One Does Not Go To The Theater To See Life And Nature; One Goes To See The Particular Way In Which Life And Nature Happen To Look To A Cultivated, Imaginative And Entertaining Man Who Happens, In Turn, To Be A Playwright.

Shaw Writes Plays For The Ages, The Ages Between Five And Twelve.