Be Not Disturbed At Trifles,

I Wake Up Every Morning At Nine And Grab For The Morning Paper. Then I Look At The Obituary Page. If My Name Is Not On It, I Get Up.

Cut The Wings Of Your Hens And Hopes, Lest They Lead You A Weary Dance After Them.

The Person Who Deserves Most Pity Is A Lonesome One On A Rainy Day Who Doesn't Know How To Read.

He That Displays Too Often His Wife And His Wallet Is In Danger Of Having Both Of Them Borrowed.

Traveling Is One Way Of Lengthening Life, At Least In Appearance.