Be Awfully Nice To Them

Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People! Leave 'em The Hell Alone!

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.

Politics Is Developing More Comedians Than Radio Ever Did.

It Dawned On Me Then That As Long As I Could Laugh, I Was Safe From The World; And I Have Learned Since That Laughter Keeps Me Safe From Myself, Too.

I Hate Music, Especially When It's Played.