Be A Politician; No Training

Americans Will Feed Anyone That's Not Close To Them.

A Woman Can Make A Man Feel Older Or Younger Than His Years If She So Chooses. Being A Woman Is A Terribly Difficult Task Since It Consists Principally In Dealing With Men. Women Were Made With A Sense Of Humor So They Could Love Men Instead Of Laughing At Them.

Heroing Is One Of The Shortest-lived Professions There Is.

Nothing You Can't Spell Will Ever Work.

A Politician Is Just Like A Pickpocket; It's Almost Impossible To Get Him To Reform.