Baseball Is Not A Sport

I Had Three Jobs My Junior And Senior Year Of High School. I Worked For The Gas Station And Worked For A Pizza Place.

Before I Pitch Any Game, From Spring Training To Game 7 Of The World Series, I'm Scared To Death.

I Had A Laptop When They Weighed 10 Pounds.

I Don't Miss Anything I Did For A Living.

I've Had Teammates I Didn't Get Along With, Who Hasn't? I've Never Had A Teammate Call Me A Bad Guy, While He Was My Teammate, And If He Did When I Was Gone What Kind Of Teammate Was He Anyway?