Baseball Is Like Driving, It's

Sometimes, You Get Too Hopped Up, Too Excited, And It Works Against You.

I Still Remember The Entire Boy Scout Motto. I Don't Remember The Serial Number Of My Gun In The Army. I Don't Remember The Number Of My Locker In School. But I Remember That Boy Scout Code.

Everything I Have, I Owe To Baseball And The Dodgers.

When We Win, I'm So Happy I Eat A Lot. When We Lose, I'm So Depressed, I Eat A Lot. When We're Rained Out, I'm So Disappointed I Eat A Lot.

Sports Has Kept Me On The Straight And Narrow Path.