Barbie Is My Fashion Icon.

In These Trying Economic Times, I Believe The White House Should Have A Minimalist Touch: Open Floor Plan, Glass And Steel, Throw Pillows, And An Infinity Pool.

It Will Work. I Am A Marketing Genius.

At Parties, Everyone Always Thinks I'm Drinking, But Actually I Rarely Drink. I Live On Energy Drinks, Basically. I Love Vitamin Water.

Never Drink Diet Soda. It Shows You Have No Nerve. Only Drink Real Colas, Caffeine-packed Energy Drinks, Or Vitamin Water. Hate Champagne Because That’s What Everyone Expects You To Love. Energy Drinks Are The Best Party Drinks. You Never Get Tired, You Never Get A Hangover, And You Can Make Fun Of All The Loaded People Who Think They’re Clever But Are Really Acting Stupid.

All British People Have Plain Names, And That Works Pretty Well Over There.