Bad, Quirky Poetry Might Be

I Was An Assistant Once. I Worked For Rob Reiner And His Family. I Did Sign A Confidentiality Agreement, Though.

The Things The Writers Have Me Doing On Suburgatory Are Insane. I Think They Think It's Easier To Ask For Forgiveness Than Permission.

Bad, Quirky Poetry Might Be Better Than Some Of The Good Stuff, Because It Really Comes From The Heart.

It Is Weird. People Will Say, "oh My God, I Love You." And I'll Say, "oh, That's So Sweet. Thank You." And The People Who Are Walking Around With Me For The First Time Will Say, "i Don't Understand What Happened. Somebody Just Told You They Love You. I Don't Even Understand What That Means."

My Mom Is Very Southern And She In Real Life Says Things Like, 'if You've Got It, Flaunt It.'