Awards Are Only A Publicity

Every Time I Find A Girl Who Can Cook Like My Mother - She Looks Like My Father

I Thought That I Held The Record Of Most Appearances On The Bob Hope Show, But I Think - It's Brooke Shields

In Fact, It Used To Be A Joke If You Studied At A University

You Mustn't Take Any Award So Seriously.

Inherit The Wind Is A Wonderful Play, And I Was In The Original With Paul Muni