Austrian Soldiers Are Like Horses:

Trousers And The Reputation Of Not Being A Thief Are Similar In The Following Way: There Is No Particular Honor In Having Them Butonce They Are Lost, Everyone Thinks They Have The Right To Insult Us.

Whoever Considers Morality The Main Objective Of Human Existence, Seems To Me Like A Person Who Defines The Purpose Of A Clock Asnot Going Wrong. The First Objective For A Clock, Is, However, That It Does Run; Not Going Wrong Is An Additional Regulative Function. If Not A Watch's Greatest Accomplishment Were Not Going Wrong, Unwound Watches Might Be The Best.

The Cradle Of The Future Is The Grave Of The Past.

The Thing That Pleases Is Not Always Good And, Helas, The Good Thing Does Not Always Please.

A Flutist Who Is Moved To Tears By His Own Performance Will Soon Make The Listeners Laugh Because Of The Sounds That He Produces.