At 62, I Remain Clean

You Remember The Night That You Left Me, You Put Me In My Place. Got You In A Stranglehold Now Baby, Gonna Crush Your Face.

Hopping The Fence Or Wading The Rio Grande River Isn't Part Of America's Immigration Process.

If You're Not Upsetting Idiots, You Might Be An Idiot.

Whenever I Donate A Hunting Trip For The Children's Leukemia Foundation, Ronald Mcdonald Cancer House, All These Children's Charities, I Offer The Anti-hunters An Opportunity: If You Donate More To The Children's Charity Than The Hunters Donate We Won't Go Hunting.

Do You Want To Feel Good, Or Do You Want To Do Good?