Assume Nothing. Inside Every Dumb

A Husband Is A Man Who Wishes He Had As Much Fun When He Goes On Business Trips As His Wife Thinks He Does.

Assume Nothing. Inside Every Dumb Blond There May Be A Very Smart Brunette.

Problems Are Inevitable. Misery Is A Choice.

Some Things Get Better With Age, But After A Certain Point, The Mind Isn't Among Them.

If You Marry A Man Who Cheats On His Wife, You'll Be Married To A Man Who Cheats On His Wife.