Aspirin Will Not Bring Dead

I Smoke So Much. Three Packs A Day... I Went To The Bathroom, A Camel Came Out Of My Ass.

You Know What My Drink Is? Jack Daniel's. Yes, That Is A Wild Man Drink. That Should Come With Bail Money, You Know What I'm Saying? Because On Jack, You Don't Know Where You're Going To End Up, But You Know When You Get There, You Won't Be Wearing Any Pants.

I Gotta Quit Smoking, Doctor's Orders, And The Drinking, Court Orders.

I Have Soundtracks For A Lot Of Stuff.

I'm Not The Comic Of The Generation, I'm Not Even The Funniest Guy In My Family.