As Much As You Can

A Professionally Trained Actress Should Be A Better Liar, Wouldn't You Think? But No. I Am Pathetically Underachieved In That Area. I Can Think Of A Great Lie. I'm Plenty Imaginative. But Before The Words Are Even Out Of My Mouth, There's A Weird Tickle Of Unease In My Armpits, A Horsefly Of Guilt Lands On The Back Of My Neck, And Before I Can Stop Myself, That Gassy Little Bubble Of Truth Belches Out.

I Want To Eat Good Italian Food And Get Better At Their Language. It Seems So Romantic Too.

You Will Have The Highest Of Highs And The Lowest Of Lows, Just Remember To Always Handle Yourself With Grace And Dignity.

They Had Me All Happy, Singing. It Was Very Awkward. I Think The Writers Are Frantically Planning Something Appropriate To Honor Him, But We Don't Know What.

I Was A Spiritual Kid.