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It Was June 4, 1979, The First Time I Went On Stage. I Didn't Know I Could Do It But I Knew I Couldn't Not Do It. I Quit Everything In My Life And This Was The One Thing I Couldn't Quit.

Finally There Is Someone That You Can Invest In That Looks Like You, Speaks Like You, Relates To Things You Relate To, And Make Our Culture Okay To Talk About.

Max: What's A Period? George: It's A Bullet We Dodge, Go Get Ready.

If You Had A Personal Trainer, You Would Probably Eat Him. I Know That In Every Fat Person, There's A Skinny Person Inside, But You Could Have All The Season's Contestants Of America's Next Top Model In You. I Hope I Get Reincarnated As Your Feet. That Way, You'd Never See My Face Again... Oh, I'm Sorry. I Shouldn't Have Insulted You. Because In My Country, Cows Are Sacred.

I Prefer My Mexican Food To Have A Little Bit Of An Animal That Suffered A Little Bit. That's Some Of The Best Food.