As I Look Back On

She Should Get A Divorce And Settle Down.

Son Of Lady Chatterley's Lover Had Obvious Commercial Advantages (as A Title For This Book), But It Impugned The Marital Status Of My Parents, Something That Enough Critics Were Already Doing.

Immigration Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery.

As I Was Saying Before I Was Interrupted ... I Believe The Last Thing I Said Was 'there Must Be A Better Way To Make A Living Than This.' Well, I've Looked - And There Isn't.

Personally, I Like Those Mystery Shows. Ever Since I Was A Kid I've Been Crazy About Blood And Detectives And Murder. Maybe I Was Born With A Silver Knife In My Back.