As I Look Back On

Poor People Have More Fun Than Rich People, They Say; And I Notice It's The Rich People Who Keep Saying It.

Statistics Show That Many People Watch Our Show From The Bedroom. And People You Ask Into Your Bedroom Have To Be More Interesting Than Those You Ask Into Your Living Room. I Kid You Not!

It Was Plain To See The Hollywood Undertakers Take Care Of Everything. If You Die You Don't Have To Lift A Finger.

I'm Complicated, Sentimental, Lovable, Honest, Loyal, Decent, Generous, Likable, And Lonely. My Personality Is Not Split; It's Shredded.

We Were Ensconced As Guests Of The Exclusive Beverly Hilton Hotel, An Edifice So Swank That The Fire Ax In The Hall Outside Our Suite Said: "in Case Of Fire-break Crystal."