As I Get Older, I

Kylie Minogue Is Just A Demonic Little Idiot As Far As I'm Concerned. She Gets Cool Dance Producers To Work With Her For Some Bizarre Reason, I Don't Know Why. She Doesn't Even Have A Good Name. It's A Stupid Name, Kylie, I Just Don't Get It.

Chart Positions Are For People With Manbags Who Get To Work At 11 A.m. Because They've Been At A Digital Meeting.

I Don't Think People Need To Know What Colour Socks I'm Wearing Today; I Don't Think People Need To Know What Shower Gel I'm Using. There's Too Much Information In The World, And There's No Magic Or Mystery Anymore.

Jack White Has Just Done A Song For Coca-cola. End Of. He Ceases To Be In The Club. And He Looks Like Zorro On Doughnuts.

I Don't Like Being On Television When I'm Playing Live. I Don't Even Like Being On Jools Holland Or Any Of Them Programs.