As Human Beings We're So

I Think People Want Love In Their Lives.

I'm Always Looking For Inspiration.

My Boyfriend Calls Me 'princess', But I Think Of Myself More Along The Lines Of 'monkey' And 'retard'.

I Have A Husband And Four Rescue Dogs. There Is No Option Of No Dogs On The Bed. This Is How I Know My Husband Will Be A Good Father Someday. The Pit Bull Sleeps On Top Of My Husband. On Top Of Him! He Has To Remove Her Sometimes Because She Snores Too Loudly Into His Ear And He Can't Take It. But He Moves Her In Such A Cute, Gentle Way, And He Doesn't Care About Fur On The Bed.

My Favorite Thing In The World Is A Box Of Fine European Chocolates Which Is, For Sure, Better Than Sex.