As Happy A Man As

Mighty Proud I Am That I Am Able To Have A Spare Bed For My Friends.

However, Music And Women I Cannot But Give Way To, Whatever My Business Is.

Strange To Say What Delight We Married People Have To See These Poor Fools Decoyed Into Our Condition.

It Having Been A Very Cold Night Last Night I Had Got Some Cold, And So In Pain By Wind, And A Sure Precursor Of Pain Is Sudden Letting Off Farts, And When That Stops, Then My Passages Stop And My Pain Begins

My Wife, Who, Poor Wretch, Is Troubled With Her Lonely Life.