As Far As Apple Goes,

A Computer Scientist Is A Machine For Converting Coffee Into Urine.

Every Technology Really Needs To Be Shipped With A Special Manual - Not How To Use It But Why, When, And For What.

Technology Is Anything That Wasn't Around When You Were Born.

I Made Up The Term "object-oriented," And I Can Tell You I Did Not Have C++ In Mind.

Simple Things Should Be Simple And Complex Things Should Be Possible.