As An Old Soldier, I

It Is Clear That A Novel Cannot Be Too Bad To Be Worth Publishing. . . . It Certainly Is Possible For A Novel To Be Too Good To Be Worth Publishing.

If There Was Nothing Wrong In The World There Wouldn't Be Anything For Us To Do.

My Religion? Well, My Dear, I Am A Millionaire. That Is My Religion.

I Love Little Children Too But I Don't Cut Off Their Heads And Stick Them In Vases.

The Whole Strength Of England Lies In The Fact That The Enormous Majority Of The English People Are Snobs.