As An Actor, You Try

As An Actor, If I Show Up Late Somewhere Or I Say Something That's Eccentric, It's Totally Acceptable - Not Only That, It's Lauded In Some Perverse Way.

The Only Suggestions I Get On My Plays Is To Make Them More Of What They Already Are, And That's Wonderful.

I Meet People Who Are In Movies, And The Stuff That They Write Is Terrible, But Nobody Tells Them That Because They're Famous. So I Worry That My Stuff Might Be Like That, Too.

I Don't Watch The Movies I've Been In. I Try To Stay As Little Aware Of The Final Product As Possible, Because My Job Doesn't Really Change.

In Those Moments Where You're Not Quite Sure If The Undead Are Really Dead, Dead, Don't Get All Stingy With Your Bullets. I Mean, One More Clean Shot To The Head, And This Lady Could Have Avoided Becoming A Human Happy Meal. Woulda... Coulda... Shoulda.