As A Work Of Art,

It Is Almost Better To Be An Impulse Shirt-buyer Than An Impulse Shoe-buyer. I Have Worn Shirts That Made People Think I Was A Retired Mafia Hit-man Or A Yugoslavian Sports Convener From Split, But I Have Worn Shoes That Made People Think I Was Insane.

The Rattle Of Plastic Keys Reminds Me Of A Squadron Of Butterflies Failing To Fight Their Way Out Of A Paper Bag.

Fiction Is Life With The Dull Bits Left Out.

Young Men Especially - I Don't Know If Young Women Feel Much The Same - But Young Men Think They Are Immortal, Automatically. They Have No Idea Of Time Because They Have So Much Energy And I Was Like That.

Writing Is A Performance Art For Me. They're Very Closely Aligned, Writing And Performing. But I'm A Writer, Not A Performer.