As A Matter Of Fact

If At First You Don't Succeed, You May Be At Your Level Of Incompetence Already.

Everyone Is In Awe Of The Lion Tamer In A Cage With Half A Dozen Lions-everyone But A School Bus Driver.

Bureaucracy Defends The Status Quo Long Past The Time When The Quo Has Lost Its Status.

When You See Yourself Quoted In Print And You’re Sorry You Said It, It Suddenly Becomes A Misquotation.

As The Farmer Said, "i'm Not Greedy, All I Want Is The Land Next To Mine.