As A General Thing, When

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

Consider The Postage Stamp: Its Usefulness Consists In The Ability To Stick To One Thing Till It Gets There.

As A General Thing, When A Woman Wears The Pants In A Family, She Has A Good Right To Them.

Theory Looks Well On Paper, But Does Not Amount To Anything Without Practice.

Take The Selfishness Out Of This World And There Would Be More Happiness Than We Should Know What To Do With.