As A Creative Person, You

Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.

When Telling A Story About How Wasted You Were Last Night, Stop.

I Wonder If, As A Society, We Will Ever Be Able To Call Someone A Jive Tofurkey.

I'm In A Weird Position, Because I Like Rainbows, But I'm Not Gay. So Whenever I Go Out Wearing A Rainbow Shirt, I Have To Put "not Gay." But I'm Not Against Gays, So Under That I'll Have To Put "... But Supportive." It's Weird How One Group Of People Took Refracted Light. That's Very Greedy, Gays.

I Think There Are So Many Little Hurdles And Impediments With Stand-up That You'd Need To Have This Insane Desire To Do It If You Didn't Have Something That Clicked Right Away.