Artists Aren't Really People. And

I Am The Son And The Heir Of A Shyness That Is Criminally Vulgar.

I Have Found The Best Way To Avoid Ending Your Life As A Bitter Wreck Is To Start Out As One.

I Once Bought A Manchester United Hat, Which I Think Was 12 Shillings, And Somebody Ran Up Behind Me And Pulled It Off And Just Ran Ahead. I Thought, 'it's A Very Cruel World, I'm Not Prepared For This'. And I Decided To Get My Revenge On Society.

Letting Cats And Dogs Have Litters Is Tantamount To Shooting Shelter Animals In The Head Since It Kills Their Chances Of Adoption. Please Do The Right Thing And Spay Or Neuter Your Animals.

I Didn't Really See The British Punk Movement, If That's What It Was, As Wildly Original, Because I Had Been Listening So Intently To All The New York Music Since 1973, Really.