Armies Are Dependent On Youthful

The Last Thing I Have To Say Is That Ice Is The Past Tense Of Water. I've Always Wanted To Write That Sentence And Now I Have.

Cats And Dogs Believe Politicians Are Like Cemetery Caregivers; They Are On Top Of Everyone, But Nobody Listens.

If Michaelangelo Were A Heterosexual, The Sistine Chapel Would Have Been Painted Basic White And With A Roller.

Aunt Mimi Possessed A Horror Of Silence, Which She Battled With Endless Chat. The Typhoid Mary Of The Telephone Started Her Calls At 6:30 Each Morning.

Why Marry A Woman If You're Going To Betray Her, And If You're Going To Betray Her, Why Beat Her? The Fault Is Not Hers ... I Sometimes Think The Worst We Do, We Do Behind Closed Doors.