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I Don't Think Twice About Picking Up My Dog's Poop, But If Another Dog's Poop Is Next To It, I Think, 'eww, Dog Poop!

Joe Biden Says The Wall Street Crisis Is The Result Of George W. Bush's Tax Cuts, Which Makes As Much Sense As Blaming The Rising Price Of Fairy Dust. But As A Wise Man Once Asked, Who Gives A Rat's Patoot What Joe Biden Thinks?

Our Fear Of Hypocrisy Is Forcing Us To Live In A World Where Gluttons Are Fine, So Long As They Champion Gluttony.

We Are All Descended From Cavemen Who Broke The Skulls Of Their Enemies With Rocks For Fun Or Profit. But That Hardly Mitigates The Crimes Of A Man Who Does The Same Thing Today. I See No Problem Judging The Behavior Of The Islamic State And Its Apologists From The Vantage Point Of The West's High Horse, Because We've Earned The Right To Sit In That Saddle.

America's Political System Used To Be About The Pursuit Of Happiness. Now More And More Of Us Want To Stop Chasing It And Have It Delivered.