Are Women Necessary? Not With

The Sounds Of Silence Are A Dim Recollection Now, Like Mystery, Privacy And Paying Attention To One Thing — Or One Person — At A Time.

If Wit Is The Most Sophisticated Form Of Humor, Pranks Are The Most Juvenile.

It Takes A Lot Of Adrenaline And Fear To Make Me Actually Write.

For Two Centuries, The South Has Feared A Takeover By Blacks Or The Feds. In Obama, They Have Both.

I Think Even The Hollywood Money People Are Saying They've Got To Get The Party Back From The Clinton Wing. They Can't, You Know, Keep Nominating These Northeast Liberals. They Have To Look For People Who Can Win.