Are The Democrats Going To

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Ratings Don't Last. Good Journalism Does.

The Dream Begins With A Teacher Who Believes In You, Who Tugs And Pushes And Leads You To The Next Plateau, Sometimes Poking You With A Sharp Stick Called 'truth'.

The Reelection Of Bill Clinton Is As Secure As A Double-knot Tied In Wet Rawhide.

They Say California's The Big Burrito; Texas Is A Big Taco Right Now. We Want To Follow That Through. Florida Is A Big Tamale.