Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive!

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.

How Long Was I In The Army? Five Foot Eleven.

God Made Nightbutman Made Darkness.

I'm A Hero With Coward's Legs.

And God Said, 'let There Be Light' And There Was Light, But The Electricity Board Said He Would Have To Wait Until Thursday To Be Connected.