Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive!

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, Get It Out With Optrex.

I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.

Policemen Are Numbered In Case They Get Lost.