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There Are One Hundred And Ninety-three Living Species Of Monkeys And Apes. One Hundred And Ninety-two Of Them Are Covered With Hair. The Exception Is A Naked Ape Self-named Homo Sapiens. The Zoologist Now Has To Start Making Comparisons. Where Else Is Nudity At A Premium.

People Who Keep Dogs Live Longer On Average Than Those Who Do Not. This Is Not Some Kind Of Pro-canine Campaigning Fantasy. It Is A Simple Medical Fact That The Calming Influence Of The Company Of A Friendly Pet Animal Reduces Blood Pressure And Therefore The Risk Of Heart Attack.

The Female Covers Her Breasts, And Then Proceeds To Redefine Their Shape With A Brassiere. This Sexual Signaling Device May Be Padded Or Inflatable, So That It Not Only Reinstates The Concealed Shape, But Also Enlarges It, Imitating In This Way The Breast Swelling That Occurs During Sexual Arousal.

We May Prefer To Think Of Ourselves As Fallen Angels, But In Reality We Are Rising Apes.

Life Is Like A Very Short Visit To A Toy Shop Between Birth And Death.