Aphorism, N. Predigested Wisdom.

Photograph: A Picture Painted By The Sun Without Instruction In Art.

Cynic, N: A Blackguard Whose Faulty Vision Sees Things As They Are, Not As They Ought To Be.

Apothecary, N. The Physician's Accomplice, Undertaker's Benefactor And Grave Worm's Provider

History Is An Account, Mostly False, Of Events, Mostly Unimportant, Which Are Brought About By Rulers, Mostly Knaves, And Soldiers, Mostly Fools.

Rite, N. A Religious Or Semi-religious Ceremony Fixed By Law, Precept Or Custom, With The Essential Oil Of Sincerity Carefully Squeezed Out Of It.