Anything You Can Suck At

You Don't Pay Taxes - They Take Taxes.

Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna Ride A Mexican To Work.

There Are A Lot Of Good Comics, No Doubt, But As Far As The Quality Of The Comics Goes, I Think What You Have Is A Bunch Of Situational Comics - There Are Black Comics That Work Only Black Crowds, Gay Comics That Do Only Gay Crowds, And Southern Comics That Only Work Down South, And So On With Asian, Latino, Indian, Midgets, Etc. The Previous Generation's Comics Were Better Because They Had To Make Everybody Laugh.

Funny Is Only Something That Others Know About You - You Can't Be Funny By Yourself.

Men Lie The Most. Men Lie All The Time.