Anything Nice That's Said About

If Somebody Takes The Parking Place You Were Waiting For, I Tend To Kind Of Let It Roll Off My Back. Maybe I'm Harboring A Lot Of Something And It Will All Explode Somewhere Down The Road, But I Tend To Just Let It Slide Off My Back.

The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo.

I Had A Friend Who, After 25 Years Of Marriage, Found Himself Trying To Date Again, And It Was Completely Different. Everything Had Changed, And He Had To Reacquaint Himself. It Was Funny Even Talking To Him About It. For Someone Who Has Been Out Of The Loop, It’s A Different World.

Instead Of Telling Our Young People To Plan Ahead, We Should Tell Them To Plan To Be Surprised.

It's Harder When People Are Playing Along, Because It's Just Not As Funny. They're Trying To Be Funny, And It Sort Of Cancels Out The Whole Joke.