Anyone Who's Seen My Specials

By The End Of The Semester [in The High School] I Was The Only One Up In Front Of The Class Everyday. Actually I Could Have Passed The Class Four Times Over Because Every Time You Got In Front Of The Class You Got Extra Credit.that Was The Only Class I Got An A In And It Was The Funniest Report Card Because It Read Speech - A But Everything Else Was Just D, D, D, D.

When You're A Comedian, The Holy Grail Is An Hour Long Hbo Special.

I Know What It's Like To Have A Family And Not Have Insurance And Really Need It. As A Comic, Insurance Was One Of Those Sacrifices I Made Early On Until I Could Afford It.

I Want To Be Known As A Funny Comic Not Just A Funny Latino Comic. I Want To Be Able To Go Everywhere And Anywhere.

There's 5 Levels Of Fatness! Fluffy Is One Of The Levels. There's Big, Healthy, Husky, Fluffy And Damn.