Anyone Who Knows Me Knows

I Can't Go On Gawker. I Actually Think The Writing Is Really Funny, But There Is A Chance That Somebody Is Undercutting Me.

My Nursery School Did A Production Of 'the Three Little Pigs.' I Played The Third Pig. When The Wolf Knocked On My Door, I Refused To Get Up And Answer It Because, To Me, He Was Knocking The Wrong Way. I Just Lay There, Snoring Away On Stage, Fully Immersed In My Character. My Dad Turned To My Mom And Said: 'dustin Hoffman.'

I Still Have In Me The Same Awareness When I Was 12 And Chubby And A Girl Was Spitting In My Face. I'm The Same Person.

I Sort Of Consider Myself A Comedic Actress, Not A Comedienne. I Think It's Different. You Know, I'm Not A Stand-up Or Anything, But Playing Into Comedic Situations Is Sort Of Where, I Think, My Strength Lies.

I Need A Coffee To Go With My Coffee.