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Whether One Eats A Cat Or Not Is A Personal Choice, And I Don't Want To Sway Anyone One Way Or Another. But If You Do, There Is One Obvious Cooking Tip: Always Remember To Remove The Bell From The Cat's Collar Before Cooking.

Strict Gun Laws Are About As Effective As Strict Drug Laws...it Pains Me To Say This, But The Nra Seems To Be Right: The Cities And States That Have The Toughest Gun Laws Have The Most Murder And Mayhem.

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When Michael Jordan Quit, I Suddenly Found Myself Without A Sports Hero.

If God Dislikes Gays So Much, How Come He Picked Michelangelo, A Known Homosexual, To Paint The Sistine Chapel Ceiling While Assigning Anita Bryant To Go On Television And Push Orange Juice?