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Conservative Humor Is Frankly Harder Than Liberal Humor. You Get Points For Just Being Liberal. You Can Get More Points If You Make Fun Of Your Own Side Sometimes.

The First Step To Stringing The Boss Up From A Lamppost Is Saying The Boss Is A Moron.

I Would Like To Fire Every Cop In America And Start From Scratch. We Don't Need As Many Of Them, And The Whole Model Of Policing Is Completely Off The Rails. For The Most Part, The Police Are Engaged In Very Little Protection Of The Public. That's Probably 5 Percent Of What They Do. The Rest Of It Is Writing Tickets.

When You Do A Cartoon Based On News Headlines, You Do It Based On Incomplete Information.

It's A Perfectly Valid Position To Not Like Shakespeare.