Anybody Who Can Do Anything

We Had A Good Team On Paper. Unfortunately, The Game Was Played On Grass.

I'm Dealing With My Drinking Problem And I Have A Reputation For Getting Things Done.

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.

I Gave My Players A Version Of The Same Message At Ten-to-three Every Saturday: 'i Would Shoot My Granny Right Now For Three Points This Afternoon.' They Knew How Important It Was To Give Everything In The Cause Of Victory. Every Time. That's Why My Granny Enjoyed More Lives Than My Cat.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.