Any Woman Who Can’t Say

Esther Williams? Wet, She's A Star. Dry, She Ain't.

Let The World Know You As You Are, Not As You Think You Should Be.

Any Woman Who Can’t Say A Four-letter Word Sometimes Is Deceitful.

I Come Out Before An Audience And Maybe My House Burned Down An Hour Ago, Maybe My Husband Stayed Out All Night, But I Stand There. ... I Got Them With Me, Right There In My Hand And Comfortable. That's My Job, To Make Them Comfortable, Because If They Wanted To Be Nervous They Could Have Stayed Home And Added Up Their Bills.

Love Is Like A Card Trick. After You Know How It Works, It's No Fun Any More.