Any Time Your Parent Says

The American Auto Industry Is Blowing Up Like A 1976 Ford Pinto.

Some People Like M&ms Plain, And Some People Like Them With Nuts.

Is It Just Me, Or Are The 49ers Doing An Awful Lot Of Ass-patting Today?

The Government Could Take Away All The Drugs In The World And People Would Spin Around On Their Lawns Until They Fell Down And Saw God.

The Average American's Day Planner Has Fewer Holes In It Than Ray Charles's Dart Board.