Any People Whose Lives Are

Funny How Women Are Ashamed Of Their Inner Fairy Whereas Men Are Forever Proudly Displaying Their Inner Cowboy Or Fireman

The Only Time I Did Not Know How To Be, Physically, Was When I Lost A Lot Of Weight. That Was The Only Time I Didn't Understand My Body.

Why Would I Worry About Getting Older - What's To Moan About?

That's The Weird Thing About Not Being Married - You Can't Get Regular Kissing; You Can't Be Guaranteed Of It, And That's A Great Shame.

I Keep My Own Personality In A Cupboard Under The Stairs At Home So That No One Else Can See It Or Nick It.