Any Movie I've Ever Made,

If There's Ever A Woman Who's Smart, Funny, Or Witty, People Are Afraid Of That, So They Don't Write That. They Only Write Parts For Women Where They Let Everything Be Steamrolled Over Them, Where They Let People Wipe Their Feet All Over Them.

You Have To Lift Your Head Up Out Of The Mud And Just Do It.

I Remember When We Did Our First Read-through, Sonny [bono] Looks At The Script And He Goes, "okay, I'll See You Guys Later. Chai-ay-oh!" And I Said, "it's Ciao! Aren't You Italian? C-i-a-o Doesn't Spell 'chai-ay-oh.'" Sonny's Dead, So He Won't Be Embarrassed If I Tell That Story.

Sandy: Boy, You Must Really Think I'm Stupid Or Something. Jeff: Ahh, No One Would Call You Stupid, To Your Face.

There's Always Going To Be Somebody Worse Off Than Me