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When A Child Is Locked In The Bathroom With Water Running And He Says He's Doing Nothing But The Dog Is Barking, Call 911.

I Will Buy Any Creme, Cosmetic, Or Elixir From A Woman With A European Accent.

I Come From A Family Where Gravy Is Considered A Beverage.

When It Comes To Cooking, Five Years Ago I Felt Guilty "just Adding Water." Now I Want To Bang The Tube Against The Countertop And Have A Five-course Meal Pop Out. If It Comes With Plastic Silverware And A Plate That Self-destructs, All The Better.

In The South Pacific, Because Of Their Size, Mosquitoes Are Required To File Flight Plans.